{"id":13802,"date":"2021-07-14T05:01:08","date_gmt":"2021-07-14T12:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/?p=13802"},"modified":"2021-07-14T05:01:08","modified_gmt":"2021-07-14T12:01:08","slug":"exhaustnotes-space-plane-review-richard-bransons-unity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/2021\/07\/14\/exhaustnotes-space-plane-review-richard-bransons-unity\/","title":{"rendered":"ExhaustNotes Space Plane Review: Richard Branson\u2019s Unity"},"content":{"rendered":"

About a mile west of New Mexico\u2019s Spaceport is a newly paved road, A013. The road runs south from Armendaris Ranch in Engle to Interstate 25. A013 is about 40 miles long and while the paving is sort of new the road roughly follows The Camino Real, a route from Old Mexico to Santa Fe that has been in use since 1598. There are marked areas where you can hike along the very same ancient road the Spaniards retreated back to Mexico on during the Pueblo Revolt. A013 does not sound nearly as cool as The Camino Real. At 420 years old, The Royal Road deserves something better than A013.<\/p>\n

Railroad tracks closely parallel the west side of A013 and in the narrow area between the railroad tracks and the highway hundreds of cars and people have gathered near the blocked entrance that leads to Spaceport. We\u2019re all here to watch the very first space tourism rocket blast into the sky and it\u2019s as close as we can get to the action. Who is the first space tourist on Virgin Galactic? Astronaut 001, Richard Branson.<\/p>\n

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Spaceport from our vantage point between the railroad tracks and barbed wire. Normally you can get much closer.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

In a huge public relations mix up, none of the staff at ExhaustNotes were invited along for the ride into space. It\u2019s like Virgin Galactic has been talking with Harley-Davidson or something. No matter, you know how we operate here at ExhaustNotes: We review anything, even things we know nothing about. There were plenty of other celebrity types in attendance like Elon Musk. Also some music industry, TV and TicToc stars I have never heard of. Lots of vindicated-feeling bigwigs from New Mexico\u2019s government were in attendance as Spaceport has been a political football since Day One.<\/p>\n

CT and I situated our Space Watch Compound along the fence line with our cooler full of iced tea and La Croix fizzy drinks, folding chairs, hats and a large, porous ground cloth. We were the most organized people in the scrum. The sky was early-morning New Mexican: A pale blue color that washes away into the bright sun leaving you hopelessly in love with the place. Last night a storm came through the area making everything seem to sparkle. Temperature in the Chihuahuan Desert was in the low 80s and it was still only 7:00 am.<\/p>\n

We had fairly good cell phone coverage so CT pulled up the live feed. There were several sources all seeming to use the same video. Oddly, Steven Colbert hosted the launch coverage. I like Colbert okay but I wouldn\u2019t have used him in this situation. It kind of made the event more like a joke instead of the historic, high technology, dangerous business that it actually is. The TicToc chick surprised me in that she did a pretty good job with the fluff pieces. Hell, what am I saying, all of it was fluff pieces.<\/p>\n

The nearly two-generation gap between Musk and Branson was obvious when it came to social media. Even with all the advancements in video and audio technology Branson\u2019s feed was poorly done. The video and audio looked pretty bad when you\u2019re used to counting the screw heads holding the display panels to the command module in a SpaceX launch. Most of the stuff was 2 to 3 minutes delayed and unwatchable. The moon landing in 1969 had clearer shots and audio. I swear, my iPhone would have done better. If I had known it was going to be so bad I would have handed my phone to Branson before he went up. Maybe the recorded stuff came out better.<\/p>\n

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Heavy lifting appears to flex Eve\u2019s wings on the way up.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

None of that mattered once Eve lifted off the runway with Unity strapped firmly between its dual fuselages. A loud roar of cheers went up from all of us along the fence line. The big dually flew northwest towards Albuquerque and climbed to 45,000 feet. We could see the exact moment the Unity dropped and lit off its rocket engine. A white contrail of rocket exhaust went straight up and out of sight. On Virgin\u2019s feed TicToc chick was saying they were going to release Unity in 2 minutes, 30 seconds.<\/p>\n

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More cheering followed Unity\u2019s escape into space. People were shaking hands and whistling. We were glad the launch went well and nobody was bitching about rich people not using their money to feed the poor. Branson was the first billionaire in space and it had been a 17-year quest for him.<\/p>\n

Pretty much nothing happened for a while. We expected the mother ship to come down and land but it stayed aloft. I\u2019m guessing with only one runway at Spaceport you wouldn\u2019t want anything landing until the powerless Unity glided back down to earth. The mother ship can go land somewhere else if need be.<\/p>\n

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Finally we caught sight of Unity coming home. It flew right over our cheap seats, circled east, then north and came in for a perfect landing, heading 340, Runway 1. The sounds of cars starting and cheering mixed with the dust from exiting spectators. I was thinking where are they going? The mother ship is still up there!<\/p>\n

Where is it? I kept asking CT. It\u2019s right there, she told me. I can\u2019t see it. I guess my other eye needs a rebuild now. The mother ship spiraled down using the same counterclockwise pattern Unity used. She flew directly overhead, her barren space-socket exposed.<\/p>\n

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And then it was over. We looked around. There was only one other car still parked between the fence and the railroad. Billions of dollars and nearly two decades of work by thousands of people were on display today. It all worked perfectly. That stuff is amazing to me. Soon you\u2019ll be able to buy your own ride into space for the price of a couple well-appointed diesel pickup trucks. $250,000 is not that much money nowadays.<\/p>\n

Branson\u2019s space plane may not go as high as the Space Station but I bet it uses 10% of the fuel a normal rocket launch does. Human beings are pretty impressive when they stop being jerks. Many people get angry at rich people for not saving the world with their money and then when a rich guy tries, like Gates, we suspect them of implanting tracking chips for a reason no one sane can articulate. The thing is, we are so clueless, so in the dark, we can\u2019t guess the real world innovations that will come with space travel.<\/p>\n

A man and his dog started packing up. He had one of those 10-foot sunshades. I asked him if he needed a hand folding it up. He said no that it was easy to do. The space show was over. The dust from all the spectator cars settled back to the Chihuahuan Desert. A guy named Kamaz, I think after the Russian Truck company, was giving a concert over at Spaceport for the VIPs.\u00a0 Maybe you\u2019ll be able to find it on video.<\/p>\n

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