{"id":20844,"date":"2023-01-19T00:01:44","date_gmt":"2023-01-19T08:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/?p=20844"},"modified":"2023-01-15T09:50:37","modified_gmt":"2023-01-15T17:50:37","slug":"the-worlds-greatest-furniture-salesman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/2023\/01\/19\/the-worlds-greatest-furniture-salesman\/","title":{"rendered":"The World&#8217;s Greatest Furniture Salesman"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6>By Joe Berk<\/h6>\n<p>I&#8217;ve always loved Triumphs and I always thought they were not only the coolest bikes around but also the best bang for the buck.\u00a0 I rode Triumphs in the &#8217;60s and &#8217;70s when they were air-cooled and I rode them when they were made by Hinckley.\u00a0 I always thought the &#8217;65 Bonneville was the best looking motorcycle there could ever be until the Speed Triple came along and took that title.\u00a0 \u00a0But the one that stole my heart was my &#8217;06 Triumph Tiger in Caspian blue.\u00a0 I loved everything about that motorcycle.\u00a0 \u00a0 Seeing Bobbie Surber&#8217;s Tiger has me thinking about my Tiger again.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_20848\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20848\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-20848\" src=\"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/DSC_1926-650.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/DSC_1926-650.jpg 650w, https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/DSC_1926-650-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-20848\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My Tiger in Baja. We both spent a lot of time patrolling the peninsula.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t planning to buy a new motorcycle when I walked into Doug Douglas Motorcycles in 2006 and saw the one that would become mine.\u00a0 But none other than old Doug Douglas himself noticed how I reacted to it.\u00a0 Doug knew his business, and he told me he&#8217;d sell it to me for whatever the number was, which seemed like a reasonable deal.\u00a0 Reasonable, however, was not the adjective that was governing my thought process when I saw that motorcycle, and Doug recognized that.\u00a0 I gave Doug the only response I could think of at the time, which was:\u00a0 <strong>I&#8217;ll take it<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Keep us going&#8230;click on the popup ads!<\/span><\/h3>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Sue hit the roof when I came home and told her she needed to give me a ride back to Doug&#8217;s to pick up a new motorcycle.\u00a0 She stayed upset longer than usual when I told her how much it cost and that I would be taking the money out of the checking account.\u00a0 &#8220;What happened to the money you got from selling your Suzuki?&#8221; she demanded.\u00a0 It was more of an accusation then a question.<\/p>\n<p>I had to think for a minute, and then I remembered.\u00a0 &#8220;That mother-of-pearl and onyx bracelet I bought for you&#8230;I used the money I got for the TL to buy it&#8221; I said, and Susie mellowed.\u00a0 Visibly.\u00a0 It was like de-arming an IED.\u00a0\u00a0&#8220;Oh,&#8221; was all she said, and then she was her usual cheery self.<\/p>\n<p>When we arrived at Douglas Motorcycles, the tempest was over.\u00a0 I introduced Susie to Doug and she said, &#8220;You must be the world&#8217;s greatest motorcycle salesman&#8230;my husband told me he took your first offer, and he never does that&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Doug smiled.\u00a0 &#8220;Oh, I&#8217;ve sold a few motorcycles,&#8221; he said, &#8220;but that&#8217;s not my real strength.\u00a0 My real strength is furniture.\u00a0 I am the world&#8217;s greatest furniture salesman.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_20849\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20849\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-20849 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/1893314-R1-012-4A.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"392\" srcset=\"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/1893314-R1-012-4A.jpg 600w, https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/1893314-R1-012-4A-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-20849\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Stopping to let the fog blow over along Baja&#8217;s Transpeninsular Highway enroute to Bahia de Los Angeles.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Sue was perplexed, as was I.\u00a0 Had I missed something?\u00a0 Did Doug Douglas Motorcycles have another wing that sold furniture?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; Doug continued, &#8220;there are a lot of couples who bought new bedroom furniture and new dining room sets when the husband came home and told the wife he bought a new motorcycle from me&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Riding Baja?\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.BajaBound.com\">Insure with the best<\/a>.\u00a0 We always do.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.Bajabound.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-20850 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/0-20191017_4474BajaBound.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/0-20191017_4474BajaBound.jpg 400w, https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/0-20191017_4474BajaBound-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/0-20191017_4474BajaBound-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Never miss an ExNotes blog:<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>More <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ExhaustNotes.us\/Baja.html\">Baja adventures<\/a>?\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ExhaustNotes.us\/Baja.html\">You bet<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Joe Berk I&#8217;ve always loved Triumphs and I always thought they were not only the coolest bikes around but also the best bang for the buck.\u00a0 I rode Triumphs in the &#8217;60s and &#8217;70s when they were air-cooled and I rode them when they were made by Hinckley.\u00a0 I always thought the &#8217;65 Bonneville &hellip; 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