{"id":2841,"date":"2019-02-15T06:11:59","date_gmt":"2019-02-15T14:11:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/?p=2841"},"modified":"2019-02-15T06:20:44","modified_gmt":"2019-02-15T14:20:44","slug":"punny-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/02\/15\/punny-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"Punny stuff…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey, Gresh started it with that “assault and battery” blog title.\u00a0 We post our blog notifications on Facebook, too, and a bunch of guys weighed in.\u00a0 With shocking puns.\u00a0 I won’t spoil it.\u00a0 Read for yourself, folks…<\/p>\n

\"\"And there you have it.\u00a0 No doubt there are more highly-charged comments posted by the time you read this.\u00a0 I stopped reading them and posting responses because I thought I might offend someone, or maybe even be offended myself.\u00a0 But then, I always have had a short fuse…<\/p>\n

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It’s like the time a neutron walked into a bar and asked “How much for a beer?”<\/p>\n

The bartender, a proton, said “For you, no charge.”<\/p>\n

“You sure?” asked the neutron.<\/p>\n

“I’m positive,” answered the proton.<\/p>\n

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And with that, my friends, it’s time to, you know, pull the plug. \u00a0Unless you have more.\u00a0 Well, do you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hey, Gresh started it with that “assault and battery” blog title.\u00a0 We post our blog notifications on Facebook, too, and a bunch of guys weighed in.\u00a0 With shocking puns.\u00a0 I won’t spoil it.\u00a0 Read for yourself, folks… And there you have it.\u00a0 No doubt there are more highly-charged comments posted by the time you read … Continue reading “Punny stuff…”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[235,96],"tags":[552],"class_list":["post-2841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amazon","category-feel-good-stuff","tag-50-shades-of-puns"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2841"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2864,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2841\/revisions\/2864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}