{"id":3704,"date":"2019-04-03T05:43:53","date_gmt":"2019-04-03T12:43:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/?p=3704"},"modified":"2020-08-01T07:31:09","modified_gmt":"2020-08-01T14:31:09","slug":"aerodynamics-roman-baths-and-the-see-ya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/04\/03\/aerodynamics-roman-baths-and-the-see-ya\/","title":{"rendered":"Aerodynamics, Roman baths, and the See Ya"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Shortly after we passed this Alfa See Ya motorhome, we stopped at a rest area along Interstate 5. The coach pulled in behind us.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I was driving south on Interstate 5 this weekend, enjoying the Subaru and the wildflowers, and feeling good about the zillions of bugs splattering on the Subie\u2019s windshield instead of me (as they had been doing with a vengeance when Gresh and I were in Baja on the Enfields the prior week). Various thoughts floated through my mind, one of them being that we had not done a \u201cBack in the Day\u201d blog in a while.\u00a0 That concept was Gresh\u2019s…a series of blogs about past jobs, experiences, and…well, you get the idea. That thought drifted around in my noggin while we passed a long string of trucks and motorhomes, and Susie suddenly said \u201cLook, Joe, an Alfa!\u201d<\/p>\n

Sure enough, it was an Alfa Leisure 36-foot, diesel pusher motorhome…the See Ya<\/em> model, to be exact. If you\u2019re wondering why this was a source of wonderment for both Susie and yours truly, it\u2019s because I used to run the plant that manufactured that magnificent RV.\u00a0 That was almost 20 years ago.<\/p>\n

Yep, I was the Operations Director for Alfa Leisure. It was one of the best jobs I ever had, and I worked for one of the smartest guys I\u2019ve ever known. That would be Johnnie Crean, and I\u2019ll get to him in a minute. Well, maybe less than a minute, because I\u2019ll tell you about the motorhome first, and I can\u2019t do that without touching on Johnnie\u2019s genius.<\/p>\n

The See Ya was a watershed product, and that was because it was one hell of a deal. Let me start by putting it this way…the See Ya\u2019s MSRP was $184,600, but the thing was so good and demand was so high the dealers were tacking on more than $20K over list price and we still couldn\u2019t build them fast enough.\u00a0 That’s because the See Ya was way better than the competition.<\/p>\n

Johnnie did a lot of cool things. He put the air conditioner underneath the chassis, which allowed a higher ceiling inside the coach while still meeting Big Gubmint\u2019s max height requirement for road vehicles. That may not sound significant, but that one feature alone sold a lot of motorhomes for Alfa. On any dealer\u2019s lot you could go into any other motorhome and with their low ceilings they always felt cramped. You see, they all had their air conditioners on the roof, which forced them to make the ceiling lower. Walk into an Alfa, though, and it felt like you were in your house. The difference was immediate and obvious, and it was all Johnnie.\u00a0 And just to rub salt in that marketing wound, Johnnie put a ceiling fan in the See Ya.\u00a0 You know, a Casa Blanca, like you might have in your family room.<\/p>\n

Next up was the color palette. For the exterior, you could have any color you wanted, as long as it was white. Johnnie realized that folks spend their time inside the motorhome, and they really didn\u2019t care what the exterior color was. That little deal right there was a $10,000 price advantage.\u00a0 Another cool color advantage: Alfa only offered two interior carpeting colors (light tan and dark blue) and two cabinet color choices (light oak and dark walnut).\u00a0 We built the light tan carpeteted, light oak configuration almost exclusively. Johnnie knew that women preferred those colors (men preferred the darker colors), but the purchase decision was almost always made by wives, not by husbands.<\/p>\n

One morning, Johnnie popped into my office early in the morning.\u00a0 \u201cPut a spoiler on the coach,\u201d he said, and with that, he turned to leave.<\/p>\n

\u201cA spoiler?\u201d I asked. Johnnie always drove either a Porsche or a Bentley, but mostly the Porsche, and he owned a couple of race cars. I kind of assumed he was talking about a whale tail spoiler like his Turbo 911 had, but I didn\u2019t know.<\/p>\n

\u201cA chin spoiler,\u201d he said, showing through body language and tone that he was thinking I wasn\u2019t the sharpest knife in the drawer.<\/p>\n

\u201cA chin spoiler?\u201d I asked. \u201cThat will take a few weeks, you know, to talk to the guy who makes the front fiberglass for us…\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNo, no, no…\u201d Johnnie answered, frustrated by my inability to visualize what he had in mind. \u201cJust cut a spoiler out of plywood and mount it under the nose with angle iron.\u00a0 Make it stick out about a foot.\u201d He was drawing pictures in the air with his hands, tracing an imaginary arc in front of an imaginary coach. \u201cJust tell your guys what I want. They\u2019ll understand.\u201d<\/p>\n

So I went to our R&D shop, told the guys what I thought I wanted (Johnnie was right; they got it immediately), and 90 minutes later they were bolting a chin spoiler to the lower front face of a 36-ft diesel pusher motorhome. I thought it was an absurd idea, until I took that coach out on the freeway moments later. It felt like it was glued to the highway. Planted. Solid. Where before being passed by an 18-wheeler turned the See Ya into an E-ticket Disney ride, the coach now felt stable and absolutely unfazed when passing (or being passed by) a semi. I took it on the overpass from the northbound I-15 to the westbound I-10 (one of those high-in-the-sky elevated roadways where the winds were always severe) as an acid test, and I was convinced: The guy was a genius. The See Ya’s handling was dramatically better.<\/p>\n

Another time, Johnnie came into my office and without sitting down, he told me he had just read a book about ancient Roman baths and he wanted to do the same in the See Ya.<\/p>\n

\u201cA Roman bath?\u201d I said.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo, no, no,\u201d he answered. I didn\u2019t know what Johnnie was talking about, but I knew it would be revealed soon. The trick was to dope out what the guy had in mind without appearing to be too slow. Sometimes I succeeded. This wasn\u2019t going to be one of them.<\/p>\n

\u201cThey heated their marble floors with hot springs, you know, geothermal stuff. It kept the floors warm so they didn\u2019t get cold feet,\u201d Johnnie explained, and again, the body language and tonality hinted that he felt like he was talking to a 5-year-old.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou want me to park the coach over a hot spring?\u201d (I can be kind of slow at times, people tell me.)<\/p>\n

Johnnie just looked at me. Then he started drawing pictures in the air with his hands. \u201cThere’s hot water coming out of the engine, going to the radiator. Route that hot water through a zig zag pipe under the tile floors down the main hallway in the coach. Like a coil.\u201d He was making zig zag motions in the air, that big gold Breitling watch flashing in front of me as he did so. I got it, finally.\u00a0 Son of a gun, the Roman bath idea worked. My guys had a prototype mocked up in a day, and the tile floor was satisfyingly toasty. Maybe it doesn\u2019t seem like a big deal to you, but trust me on this, it was. Try walking down the aisle of a motorhome with a tile floor in the winter in your bare feet. There isn\u2019t much under that tile. It gets pretty cold. But not in an Alfa. It was a brilliant idea.<\/p>\n

I could go on and on because I have lots of Johnnie stories like that. Those were some of the best days of my working life. Yeah, Johnnie’s a character, but damn, he came up with some amazing things.\u00a0 I think I learned more working there then I learned anywhere else, and building motorhomes was a lot of fun.\u00a0 They were like the Battlestar Galactica, huge moving things with features galore. \u00a0 When I started at Alfa, at the start of the See Ya production run, we were building one coach a week.\u00a0 When I left a couple of years later, we were building 10 coaches a week.\u00a0 Good times those were, back in the day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was driving south on Interstate 5 this weekend, enjoying the Subaru and the wildflowers, and feeling good about the zillions of bugs splattering on the Subie\u2019s windshield instead of me (as they had been doing with a vengeance when Gresh and I were in Baja on the Enfields the prior week). Various thoughts floated … Continue reading “Aerodynamics, Roman baths, and the See Ya”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[235,392,63],"tags":[640,641,638,639],"class_list":["post-3704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amazon","category-back-in-the-day","category-baja","tag-alfa","tag-alfa-leisure","tag-motorhome","tag-recreational-vehicle"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3704"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9516,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3704\/revisions\/9516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}