{"id":6919,"date":"2019-12-12T07:07:30","date_gmt":"2019-12-12T15:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/?p=6919"},"modified":"2019-12-12T07:07:30","modified_gmt":"2019-12-12T15:07:30","slug":"indian-wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/2019\/12\/12\/indian-wars\/","title":{"rendered":"Indian Wars"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Click the comments section of any post regarding the Indian Motorcycle Company and someone will be bitching that Polaris Indians are not real Indians. Within the first three or four replies you\u2019ll see an outraged commenter laying out the perjury case on Indian. \u201cIt\u2019s a lie!\u201d they stammer. \u201cIndian went out of business in 1953!\u201d Along with constitutional scholars and threats of civil war Polaris Haters infest the Internet. Their selective-amnesia purity code and compulsion to complain loudly every time Indian tries to sell a motorcycle borders on fanatical. You couldn\u2019t pay enough to get people so determined.<\/p>\n

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Clymer\u2019s Enfield Indian from the 1960\u2019s. One of the best-looking Indians ever.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Since it is presently impossible to go back in time to right all wrongs the Indian Haters would rather see Indian go out of business. Again. If the Haters are in a generous mood they may offer renaming the company as a way back into their good graces. Mind you, they still wouldn\u2019t buy anything from parent company Polaris because they hate them too. I don\u2019t see why Indian should give a rat\u2019s ass about what these goofy product-junkies think. Indian is busy building motorcycles, not engaging in petty, low-effort Internet attempts to tear down other people\u2019s hard work.<\/p>\n

The thing that really riles the troops is when Indian puts 100-year badges on their bikes. The loonies go apoplectic. To them, an unbroken corporate line from 1903 to the present is the only acceptable scenario for Indian to exist. With the old brands like Norton, Triumph, Ossa and Benelli being bought up the Haters will have plenty of companies to be angry with for a long, long time.<\/p>\n

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Mid-1970\u2019s Italian made Indian dirt bike.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The Haters aren\u2019t solely responsible for the black hole at the center of their hearts. Vast quantities of intellectual capital have been expended on brand building in this country and in some cases it worked too well. We have created a monstrous humanity more concerned with defending brand-authenticity at the expense of reality. Haters have been sold to for so long that they actually care about the logo on a gas tank. It\u2019s misplaced consumer loyalty created by Ned in the advertising department and it\u2019s sad to see in action.<\/p>\n

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A Velocette-engined Indian that should drive the purists crazy.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Who cares what happened to Indian 70 years ago? Who cares how many times the company has passed through shifty hands? Who cares if clone engines were used or Italians made Harleys or if Clymer used Royal Enfields? Who cares about any of it? It\u2019s a friggin\u2019 motorcycle company, not a pledge of allegiance. When the history of the world is finally written the trinkets we bought to amuse ourselves will not even warrant a footnote. All you need to concern yourself with is that the Indian brand started in 1903 and here it is nearly 2020 and you can still buy a damn good American-made motorcycle with Indian written on the side of the gas tank. There\u2019s your continuity, Bub.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Click the comments section of any post regarding the Indian Motorcycle Company and someone will be bitching that Polaris Indians are not real Indians. Within the first three or four replies you\u2019ll see an outraged commenter laying out the perjury case on Indian. \u201cIt\u2019s a lie!\u201d they stammer. \u201cIndian went out of business in 1953!\u201d … Continue reading “Indian Wars”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[96,66],"tags":[252],"class_list":["post-6919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feel-good-stuff","category-joe-gresh","tag-indian"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6919"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6926,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6919\/revisions\/6926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exhaustnotes.us\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}