Punny stuff…

Hey, Gresh started it with that “assault and battery” blog title.  We post our blog notifications on Facebook, too, and a bunch of guys weighed in.  With shocking puns.  I won’t spoil it.  Read for yourself, folks…

And there you have it.  No doubt there are more highly-charged comments posted by the time you read this.  I stopped reading them and posting responses because I thought I might offend someone, or maybe even be offended myself.  But then, I always have had a short fuse…

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It’s like the time a neutron walked into a bar and asked “How much for a beer?”

The bartender, a proton, said “For you, no charge.”

“You sure?” asked the neutron.

“I’m positive,” answered the proton.

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And with that, my friends, it’s time to, you know, pull the plug.  Unless you have more.  Well, do you?