Punny stuff…

Hey, Gresh started it with that “assault and battery” blog title.  We post our blog notifications on Facebook, too, and a bunch of guys weighed in.  With shocking puns.  I won’t spoil it.  Read for yourself, folks…

And there you have it.  No doubt there are more highly-charged comments posted by the time you read this.  I stopped reading them and posting responses because I thought I might offend someone, or maybe even be offended myself.  But then, I always have had a short fuse…

It’s like the time a neutron walked into a bar and asked “How much for a beer?”

The bartender, a proton, said “For you, no charge.”

“You sure?” asked the neutron.

“I’m positive,” answered the proton.

And with that, my friends, it’s time to, you know, pull the plug.  Unless you have more.  Well, do you?