Charlie Don’t Wheelie – A Vietnam Motorcycle Adventure: Part 4

By Mike Huber

By Day 3 we were fully acclimated to the roads, food, and culture and it was now time to start taking on more challenging rides. The next day entailed leaving Hoi An to continue north to Hue for a couple days.  Along the way we detoured to experience riding across the Hai Van Pass.  According to locals this was one of the best motorcycle roads in the country if not all of Asia.

As we entered the Pass there was a police road stop and I was waved over instantly.  “Ahhh, I’ve got this” I thought, thinking I would just play the dumb tourist and skate out of any ticket.  Well…it half worked. As soon as I began performing my best “sad tourist, I don’t speak Vietnamese” act the officer pulled out his phone with Google Translator.  “Shit,” I thought, this isn’t going to turn out too great.  Within a couple minutes another officer was called over. “Dammit!” I now thought, this definitely isn’t how it is supposed to go down.  It turns out I simply meandered into a lane that wasn’t designated for motos. The other reason was that the officers wanted to honk the pink horn attached to my moto and take some photos with me.  That was pretty cool.

Once our introductions to the local authorities were wrapped up we continued to the base of the Hai Van Pass.  By this time, we felt very comfortable in our abilities riding in Vietnam. It was just like riding a local road in the US:  Leaning, feeling, and embracing each moment while blasting (blasting for a 150cc bike, by the way) into the corners while traversing the mountain passes.  As soon as we gained our confidence in riding in this country, we received a big wake up call.  This was in the form of trucks passing recklessly on blind corners. I labeled these trucks “Terminators” based on my experience driving Humvees near the DMZ in Korea.  It didn’t take long before I took the lead and would shout over our Sena headsets to forewarn what was around the next turn: “Clear,” or in many cases “Get to the side of the road, NOW!”

After completing the Hoi An Pass, we hit a new alertness level.  A rule of thumb became that around every corner expect a Terminator to be coming at you head on and always have a sure path of egress when (not if) they did. This stayed with us as our Hondas continued winding north to the Hoh Chi Minh Trail.

These cautionary actions didn’t mean we weren’t having fun.  As we entered the city of Hue, I noticed the bike was riding quite rough as if the shock was just gone. It turns out that my showing off for the locals in traffic by performing wheelies and endos had caused the shock to go a bit sooner than anticipated and fluid was leaking out.  It was time to find a repair shop as this wasn’t something that would be tolerable for another 900+ miles. Fortunately, Hue is a large city and while working with our rental company, Tigit, they quickly referred us to a local mechanic named Mr. Kim.  As I explained the situation to him (I left out the wheelie part) I could hear all the mechanics honking the pink horn on my bike in the back.  One thing about Vietnam: They get things done, and fast.  Within two hours Mr. Kim had rebuilt the shock and “bike all fixed, Mr. Hooba, no more bouncy bouncy.”  Upon arrival to pick up the bike I continued to hear the honking of my horn in the back of the shop prior to them rolling it out.  The shock was repaired, and we could continue the ride with a few less wheelies along the way.

With another obstacle (self-induced) behind us we continued to Khe Sanh.  Khe Sanh looks as though it hasn’t changed one bit since the war. Gray concrete buildings line the streets, the smell of smoke from trash burning hung in the air, there were very few shops, and there were even fewer people along the main street through the center of town.  To add to this gloomy scenario, it was a dark cloudy day, and we were freezing from the ride.  The hotel we stayed in even had a chill that refused to leave and stayed with us all evening.  I began thinking about the soldiers that fought here 50 years ago and what their opinion of this town was, both then and now.  Our night was short and after eating a warm bowl of pho we returned to the hotel.  We planned a longer ride the next day, and we wanted to be fully rested as we wandered deeper into this country of never-ending adventure.


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