Drugged and Robbed in Colombia: Part 2

By Mike Huber

Having a battle buddy in Colombia was great.  Not just for company but for safety. Matt and I had met while backpacking through Asia and kept in touch as we both traveled throughout the world. In January, we coincidentally found ourselves being neighbors in Medellin, Colombia.

For almost three months we would hang out a few times every week.  Usually just getting some beers and people watching around our neighborhood.  There is never a shortage of sights to see in this city (see my previous blog and the photos here). At the end of each night, we would always text to let the other know we made it home safe without missing a kidney or being kidnapped.  The tradition of checking in with each other continued even when my travels brought me to my next destination, Ecuador.

Matt informed me a few Sundays ago he had a date and would catch up via text after the date.  I never received a text that night.  OK, I thought he probably fell asleep as he starts work quite early on weekdays. He is a lead project manager for a communications company in the United States. One of the things Matt and I clicked on is he has been working remotely for 5 years, and during that time he traveled most of the planet while his company thought he was based in Seattle.  Of course, from my previous life working remotely and doing the same, I totally dug his perspective on that.

As Monday came and went still with no word from him, I decided to reach out to one of our mutual friends who was also in Medellin.  She returned my text quickly. She had found him unconscious in his apartment Monday morning.  He was in pretty bad shape. She managed to have a doctor come to the apartment and administer an IV and look him over. Outside waiting for the drug to work, there wasn’t too much that could be done.

It took four days before Matt was able to walk without falling, and his speech was still slurred by the time I was able to speak with him on Thursday. His laptop, phone, and credit cards had all been stolen.  What’s worse, they got him to unlock all his bank accounts and those were drained.

Being a solo traveler myself I had to find a way to help him.  Fortunately, they had left his passport.  With no phone there was no way to PayPal him money, but with his passport I would be able to Western Union him some cash to at least give him some reprieve financially as he slowly began to untangle the mess.  This was a mess that that would continue to spiral in ways neither of us could even imagine.


Drugged and Robbed in Medellin

By Mike Huber

The past few years I have been a fulltime traveler and rarely has anything bad happened to me or those around me (outside a minor pickpocketing incident here or there). That was until Medellin, Colombia. This story is not to give the city or country any type of a black eye, as I was there three months and felt extremely safe, even when motorcycling solo through some of the most remote regions of this South American country.  The short of this is bad things can happen anywhere to good people no matter the precautions you take.

In my travels there have been only really three places that blew my mind.  The expansiveness and emptiness of the Australian Outback, the expansiveness and density of Tokyo, and the expansiveness and curves of the women in Colombia.  Yes, my writing is probably not politically correct. I honestly don’t give a shit as it’s true.  Medellin, Colombia has some of the most beautiful women on earth. On any given night there are monchichis in battalion formation. A sight to behold for sure.

On the downside to this country, there is an epidemic of men being drugged with something called scopolamine.  This drug has you become compliant for several hours to the point you will go to your ATM and withdraw all your funds and give it to whomever asks you to.  It then becomes a heavy sedative which will leave you unconscious for 12 hours to 3 days, depending on the dose.  The drug is derived from the datura plant and can easily be absorbed into your body by having it added to a drink, blown into your face, or even just having skin contact with it. Pretty much if you are out and about in Colombia and someone wants to drug you with this, it’s happening.

The probability of this terrible incident happening goes up greatly when using dating sites such as Tinder while in Colombia. The people you meet can be predators working with a team to rob you blind and take everything you own from cash, to credit cards, to laptops and phones.  Quite often before they leave you unconscious in your hotel or apartment, you will have provided them with all your logins and passwords to every account you have.  The following blog series will be a story of this event.  Sadly, it’s true and none of it has been embellished or exaggerated.


Diving In The Galapagos Islands

By Mike Huber

Again, apologies for my lack of contributions over the past few months. I do have quite a bit of stories to backfill you all with.  Somehow, I survived motorcycling Colombia without losing a kidney, getting married, or being drugged and robbed.  My friend there wasn’t as fortunate, though.  That will be a future blog.

As my 3-month visa was set to expire in Medellin, Colombia I thought continuing to explore South America was a wise decision. Having lived in Quito, Ecuador in 2012, this would be my next stop and allow me to plan my next adventure in a semi-familiar environment.  That adventure didn’t take me long to select.  It would be scuba diving in the Galapagos Islands.

Peak season for marine life in the Galapagos was May to October so the timing was perfect, and an 8-day live-aboard boat would allow plenty of dives to fully experience the Galapagos from an underwater perspective.

The process to gain entry into the Galapagos is quite daunting.  It involves obtaining two permits and paying a $200 USD entry fee.  Then for the diving they are very strict in terms of your experience.  A minimum of 50 dives is required, which as a rescue diver I had, but of course I stopped logging my dives after 40 and left my logbook in the United States.  Fortunately, after a phone call with the dive company and telling several of my diving stories (the ones where I almost died) they allowed me to book with them.

Upon arriving in the Galapagos, we were promptly welcomed by seals and iguanas before being shuttled to the dive boat, which would be our new home for the next 8 days. There were 12 other divers on the boat, all of whom were divemasters and had years (decades) more experience than I did.

The diving did not disappoint.  One of the huge items on my list was swimming with hammerhead sharks. This item on my list was checked off with authority as we were surrounded by schools of them on more than one dive. They would silently approach you like a battalion of Cylons and swim just a few meters above you as they effortlessly hunted the waters here. With a total of 19 dives over the 8 days, there was a constant kaleidoscope of new wildlife daily.

On some dives we saw iguanas feasting on algae; on other dives I would feel a concussion of water hit me as sea lions and seals propelled by at lightning speed. The wildlife above the water was just as fascinating.  I saw schools of sharks surrounding the boat, penguins, and boobies (some type of a bird that hung out around the boat).

The cost and admin work required to experience this adventure was worth it.  The amazing diversity of this archipelago and the proximity you can get to the marine wildlife is absolutely one of the coolest things I have experienced on my travels.

Scuba diving at this point seems to be a fleeting hobby for me.  Completing dives in the Galapagos was an excellent way to close out two amazing years of scuba diving adventures.


 

 

Iceland

By Mike Huber

It was early November and I had wrapped up my travels for the year, a bit early (I literally ran out of places to go).  Upon returning home to the United States of America and wrapping up my book, it didn’t take too long before I was bored. I mean, there isn’t too much to do in Maine during the winter.  I thought booking a getaway just for a week to a warmer climate would be a good idea.  So, of course, I chose Iceland.

Iceland has been on my bucket list for a couple decades and for one reason or another it just never came to fruition.  I decided to go against all common sense and make it happen (yes, in late November). Packing nothing but a small backpack, I was off the following day on a nonstop flight to Reykjavik.

Upon landing in the capital of Iceland at 9:00 a.m., one thing I really didn’t factor in was the lack of daylight in this country.  As I exited the airport it was still pitch black and the sun didn’t really even start to peak out until well after 10:00 a.m.  It also set just after 3:30 p.m., so any tours or activities I was to attend would have to be done with a purpose.

Having arrived just before American Thanksgiving and with adjusting to the time difference (I slept the entire 1st day), I thought I would hit a local bar for Thanksgiving dinner, possibly some American football, and some beer. I lucked out and found a bar that had great turkey sandwiches, football, craft beers, and a great crowd to hang out with.

It didn’t take long for me to link up with an American Marine who had rented a car for doing photography throughout the island.  He was focusing primarily on photos of the Northern Lights.  Since I hadn’t rented a car, we decided to spend a few days driving around the island and split the cost as we captured the Aurora Borealis, waterfalls, and stunning beaches with black sand.

After traveling around Southern Iceland, I decided to extend my stay another week to just relax in the hot springs throughout Reykjavik and get caught up on some writing, sleep, and meeting locals in pubs around the city.  Iceland has a great relaxing vibe, and even though I was limited due to sunlight, I was fortunate enough to visit. At some point in the future, I’d love to return to do a full trip around the island camping (during the summer months, of course).


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Tokyo Road: Part 4

By Mike Huber

As I wrap up writing about my experience motorcycling in Japan, I am starting to notice that for the most part it was a fairly uneventful 8 days.  I didn’t crash, I didn’t get arrested, and I stayed mostly on paved roads.  I prefer minimal planning on my motorcycle adventures.  This allows plenty of flexibility to adjust for roads, weather, and highlights I discover along the way. Every morning my routine was to just wake up, look for what I thought looked like a fun path on the map while having a coffee and go.  Throughout the day if I stumbled upon other riders, I would obtain current road reports from them, but otherwise it was just fire up the bike, smile, and enjoy whatever came my way.

Along my ride there were a few highlights I made it a point to hit, such as a hike to see the snow monkeys bathing in hot springs, and a short stop in Nagano to visit the home of the 1998 Winter Olympics.  Usually, I spent lunches or coffee breaks in tiny Japanese villages that few tourists are fortunate enough to experience.

Other than driving on the opposite side of the road, most of this journey felt so similar to a fall ride through New England.  Which for me was paradise with roads and tunnels that followed rivers flowing out of the Japanese mountains down to the sea.  The tunnels were quite frequent and some of them were extremely long with minimal infrastructure once I entered them.

The Hida Tunnel was close to 6 miles long and was like going through a cave as there was just the rock above with water flowing in, and it was freezing cold. Between the minimal lighting and reflection of the water at times, I lost all depth perception and it became almost impossible to tell if and when there was a corner coming up.  Upon exiting the tunnel, I pulled over to warm my hands and take a breather in the sun only to learn it was a dead end and I’d have to return through the cold dark dampness again to get back on track.

One of my favorite things about motorcycling in Japan was that no matter how cold or wet I was throughout the day each evening, I was almost always guaranteed to have an onsen (natural hot springs) in my hotel.  These onsens were the perfect way to warm up and cap off a day of riding, especially if I had a cold and wet ride that day.

Throughout the 8-day motorcycle trip I hit a plethora of topography.  This ranged from beachfront roads to mountain passes with the roads the width of a golf cart track with mirrors on every corner so I could forecast how wide I had for turns, to pine forests with sweepers that went on for hours. Although motorcycling Japan for me proved uneventful, it did not mean it wasn’t fully appreciated.  Japan is a country I fell quickly in love with and will visit again.


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Tokyo Road: Part 3

By Mike Huber

I slowly awoke to a sunny Tokyo October morning.  It obviously took me a bit to realize it was sunny as I was inside a windowless pod.  Once I was out and about into the busy streets of Tokyo, I could actually embrace the sun’s warmth. It was time to enjoy a coffee and ensure my head was clear from the previous night’s adventure in Akihabara.  Today was the day I was to begin an 8-day motorcycle adventure through Japan.

The caffeine kicked in as I boarded the Tokyo train to Rental819 in Odaiba, where I had reserved a motorcycle 2 weeks prior. Throughout my world travels I have found renting a smaller displacement on a motorcycle when outside the United States is the way to go.  The larger heavier bikes just can’t compete in terms of agility in most other countries.  For Japan I chose a displacement more in the middle as there are expansive highways in Japan where having some more pick up would be required.  A Suzuki V-Strom 500cc would be my chosen steed for this journey through the land of the rising sun.

You never realize the expansiveness and density of Tokyo until you motorcycle through it. I was familiar with driving on the left side of the road as I have been flip flopping directional driving over the past 2 years month to month and country to country. With this level of comfort, I could fully absorb the awesomeness and size of Tokyo in its entirety. With no highway speed cameras it didn’t take long before I was out of the city and on my way towards Mount Fuji, but before that there was one place I wanted to experience.

I was on the outskirts of the Aokigahara Forest as mist and clouds began to surround me while the trees grew denser. This forest is also known as the suicide forest. This location is one of the most used places for suicides on earth. I parked the motorcycle next to a small sedan and decided to do a short hike to stretch out from the 3-hour ride.  As I began hiking it hit me that maybe that sedan belonged to someone that came here with a purpose.  The atmosphere was already very heavy and not wanting to see a body swinging from a tree I opted to end the hike and briskly return to the motorcycle and leave the forest.

A downside of riding this time of year in Japan was that Mount Fuji was hidden behind a wall of clouds.  It reminded me of my home from a previous life near Mount Rainier, which would only show its ghostly glowing during the summer months. It seemed as though today would not be the day I would get my first glimpse of Mount Fuji, so as the sun began to dip into the clouds I opted to find a hotel for the evening, have dinner and prepare a direction for tomorrow’s adventure.


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Tokyo Road: Part 2

By Mike Huber

I still had two days to kill prior to picking up my motorcycle to begin exploring Japan. I found a great pod hotel next to a major hub and subway route, which made getting around Tokyo very easy.

A pod hotel is just that. It was a giant room filled with about 50 or so small containers like sleeping pods that are stacked two high. It is absolutely like sleeping in something you’d see in an 1980s sci-fi movie. This particular pod hotel had three floors of pods, and then on the top floor, an onsen (Japanese hot springs), a cold bath, showers, sauna, and a large dayroom for hanging out. For the price (approximately 40 USD) it was perfect for my 4-day stay in Tokyo.

The following night I listened to my friend’s advice and took the train three stops to Akihabara Electric Town. Akihabara Electric Town is a neighborhood in Tokyo that is pretty much a futuristic sensory overload chamber. It was just becoming dusk as I left the train and entered into this neighborhood of Tokyo. It didn’t take me long to feel overwhelmed by the sights and sounds which now fully engulfed me. Quite honestly, out of every country and location I’d have ever visited this was by far the most culture shock I think I have ever felt. It was like I had just been blasted into the future mixed with an anime theme. After a few minutes regaining my composure, I decided I needed a short break for a drink. Within a few blocks, I found one of the recommended experiences. The name of this place was The Maid Café.

The Maid Café is difficult to describe. I think the best description I can come up with is to take Hooters and put it in a blender with a futuristic anime environment. In order to request a menu or a beer you have to do this happy dance thing with your waitress and it involves all these intricate hand signals and gestures, which they sorta teach you. Sorta. The Maid Café along with the entire night was quite an overwhelming experience. I am sure that if one had consumed any type of mind-altering substance the evening would have been insanely colorful. Insanely colorful and I am sure you would end up at some arcade fishing a Monchichi out of a machine. That is if you had you consumed anything.

The remainder of the evening was spent in and out of uniquely themed bars and arcades. In one particular arcade I ended up losing all my subway money attempting to pull a Monchichi from one of those claw machines. My love of the Monchichi (they are such a peaceful, loving people) made it well worth the time and money to finally win one, which is now attached to my backpack as a reminder of my evening exploring Tokyo’s colorful nightlife.


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Tokyo Road: Part 1

By Mike Huber

I believe I am skipping ahead a couple countries I experienced in 2025, but I really wanted to write about one of my favorite ones (that being Japan). This country opened me up to its unique culture and really welcomed me. As with previous places I visited, I did minimal to no planning ahead, outside of my arrival in Tokyo. This is the best way to travel, with no schedule or time constraint pressures.

I am usually comfortable with no planning, but before arriving in Tokyo (one of the largest cities on earth), I was feeling overwhelmed. Within 30 minutes of landing I learned there was no need for those feelings, though. Tokyo is one of the most organized, safest, cleanest, and well laid out cities I have ever visited. As I traveled through Japan for the next five weeks, I learned the people are some of the most beautiful in the world, and that is coming from someone who has seen quite a bit of the world.

Being overly social and making friends everywhere, I happened to have a friend in Tokyo. I met Maico when I was traveling through Peru in 2012 and we kept in touch over the years. She owns a cute little coffee shop called Ami Cono (AmiCono) just two train stops outside Shibuya Crossing (a popular tourist destination).

I met Maico at her gelato shop and as we were reconnecting, she offered to take me out to dinner. Of course, I wanted sushi and she knew just the place! The restaurant was called Hiro Ishizaka, it was Michelin rated and much more than I expected. We spent the better part of three hours there as the owners (a husband and wife team) kept an endless train of sushi and saki coming at us until we couldn’t eat anymore. I feel fortunate Maico was able to get us a reservation, as they only served six people per evening.

As the evening came to a close, the other two couples left and Maico and I stayed to chat with the owners. It turned out the husband was a motorcyclist and being that I was about to rent a motorcycle that Monday for a week (or so), he and I had a deep conversation (mostly through Google Translate) on different roads to ride.

It was a great welcome to a new country. I was now armed with the knowledge of some great motorcycle roads and a few other highlights to add to my ever-growing list. I was ready to ride Japan!


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Challenges Abroad

By Mike Huber

Even though I was an IT (information technology) Project Manager for 12 years, a weak point of mine happens to be IT.  Yes, IT.

As an IT team leader one of my greatest strengths is not only placing others in positions where they can excel, but ensuring I do the same for myself. Living in Colombia I happened upon a new challenge. One morning my laptop refused to connect to the Wi-Fi. The laptop I had been using the past two or three years was gifted to me by a friend. This laptop had sort of “fallen off a truck,” or was “found in the alley.”

My guess is the problem I was now faced with was due to the organization it “belonged to” running an audit. I am certain the audit didn’t dig the Colombian IP address, so the laptop was terminated. I now had to purchase a new laptop here in Medellin, Colombia. Shouldn’t be a big deal, right?

Not the case, of course.

Finding a mall in Medellin wasn’t difficult. It was a huge modern three-story mall with nothing but IT and telecom stores. It was a bit overwhelming. I Googled reviews as I walked through the mall and it didn’t take long to settle on a store. I found a representative that spoke decent English to bridge the gap with my never-ending Spanish stumbling. He recommended a few basic machines. I began more research on reviews and picked out a basic laptop that would suffice (mainly for writing ExNotes pieces).

After installing Windows and basic MS apps, I returned to my apartment and noticed something was off. The keyboard was in a different format. It was a Spanish QWERTY layout. OK, not a huge deal: I could learn a new keyboard. What really confused me is they loaded the software for a standard American keyboard. This meant the keys did not match many of the symbols. I learned this on my own, but not before walking the streets of Medellin with my laptop asking locals to assist me. No one else could figure it out, either. This was becoming frustrating, but some relief that it wasn’t my incompetence that caused it.

Returning to my apartment, and after a bit more Google research, I learned to toggle the keyboard to the QWERTY format to match the keyboard, which is where it will stay. Yes, I am sure I could exchange the laptop and hunt down one with a normal keyboard, but what fun would that be?

I will be in South America for quite some time (more on that in another blog), so I thought I would just embrace the change. Also, it is now easier for me to do “¡” and “¿” symbols to impress the locals.


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Returning to Vietnam – Ha Giang Loop: Part 5

By Mike Huber

I had stopped at the perfect place for my morning coffee.  Not only did the owner know of less chaotic roads, but the coffee shop was at the exact location to turn off to hit these mostly unexplored roads.  I quickly finished my coffee and was out the door in minutes.

This would be the Vietnam I was looking for. No congestion, no traffic stops, just miles of mountain switchbacks.  This new chosen path didn’t come without a bit more adventure, too.  Over the next five days I didn’t see one Westerner or tourist.  None.  The village homestays I chose were so far off the beaten path I don’t even think many of the locals had ever seen a Westerner. Communication was strictly between my charades and some Google Translate.  The more rice wine I drank at the end of the evening, the less I relied on Google and the more colorful my charades became.

The roads were beautiful as the paved switchbacks disappeared into the lush jungle mountains and became dirt.  Some had precarious places with mudslides that consumed the dirt along these roads.  On more than one occasion I would be filled with confidence as I successfully negotiated these obstacles, only to be put in my place as a 10 year old girl on a scooter would overcome the same obstacles (but one-handed as her other hand was busy texting). Talk about an instant ego check.

The days actually became very isolating with the empty mountain roads, and even emptier villages where I found myself staying. On more than one occasion I found myself alone in a rundown hotel room having ramen for dinner by boiling water from a tea kettle.  Those moments were overshadowed by the adventure that always arrived the following day as I chose new mountain roads. It was exactly the experience I desired while motorcycling Vietnam.

For the next five days I hardly saw pavement or even other vehicles. When I would stop for a break at a viewpoint or for a drink of water there was absolute silence.  Even if there had been noise, the dense jungle would have absorbed it.  The jungle even consumed the sound of my moto crashing into the rocks when I occasionally lost focus.  It wasn’t dense enough to absorb my pain-induced swearing as I reinjured my broken rib from my Thailand crash.

After nine days I returned to the sensory overload of Hanoi, which came in the form of massive traffic and chaotic roundabouts. I had completed the Ha Giang Loop.  It was such an epic road.  The greater accomplishment was leaving the tourist trap loop and experiencing the true, raw, and mostly unexplored roads of Vietnam.


Catch up with Huber’s Vietnam adventure ride:

Ha Giang Loop: Part 1
Ha Giang Loop: Part 2
Ha Giang Loop: Part 3
Ha Giang Loop:  Part 4


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