Always avoid alliteration?

It was one of the things my 10th grade English teacher drilled into us, although in my case it didn’t take too well.  I always alliterate at every opportunity, and I always appreciate it when others similarly sin.  That’s why this video, which I noticed in my Facebook feed (oops, uh oh, and all that…I did it again) was immediately appealing.  Stetsons, Steers, and Lone Stars…who could refuse to review such a stunningly-subtitled YouTube?