Moundsville, West Virginia

John Denver got it right:  Almost Heaven, West Virginia.   Hold that thought.  Let the music play in your mind as you read this blog.

I think I found the best place in America for motorcycling.  I could be wrong, but if you like twisties, if you like impressive views, if you like points of interest, and if you like good food, West Virginia (and in particular, the roads around Moundsville) is where you want to be.

A view from the top of the mound. That bridge spans the Ohio River, and that’s Ohio on the other side.

Moundsville is named after the huge mound that dominates the town (it’s what you see in the photo at the top of this blog).  It was only in the 1800s when the person who owned the land surmised that it was an ancient burial mound (there were several in the area).   The Native Americans who lived and then disappeared in this region were named (by us, not by themselves) as the Adena people, and it is now known that the mounds predate Christ. There’s an interesting museum next to the mound, and it is an easy place to spend an hour or two.  The mound and the museum are free, and if you’re feeling up to it, there’s a circular stone stairway that takes you to the top of the mound (I made the climb, so if I can do it you probably can, too).

Susie on the way to the top of the mound.
The Grave Creek Mound Archeological Complex Museum.  It’s a very nice museum.
A prehistoric mastodon in the museum.

Across the street from the mound is another treasure, and that’s the West Virginia State Penintentiary.  It was used for well over a hundred years, but it closed in 1996.  The West Virginia Supreme Court closed the place because it was inhumane.   The good news is that there’s a modestly priced, 90-minute, guided walking tour.  It’s a must-do sort of thing (in my opinion) and we thorougly enjoyed it.  This is a place with a horrifying history (it was consistently one of the most violent prisons in America), and our guide (Tina) made it come alive for us.

The West Virginia State Penitentiary. Take the tour; it’s well worth the price of admission.
Yep. Nine people.  Another 85 went via the gallows.  The West Virginia Penintentiary used to hold public executions and charge admission.  One condemned guy in one of these public executions had the trap spring open before the executioner slipped the noose around his neck.  He dropped 25 feet straight down, breaking numerous bones. Undeterred, the staff strapped him to a stretcher, hauled him back up the gallows steps, and hung him while he was still on the stretcher.  “Don’t worry ab0ut the pain,” they are reported to have told him.  “In five minutes, you won’t feel a thing.”
A typical cell. It’s 5 feet by 7 feet. It housed three inmates.
A cell in the isolation wing that housed a gang leader. He didn’t have to share his cell, but he spent 23 hours a day here.
One of the cell blocks.

One of the most intriguing aspects of our prison visit was the woman who works in the gift shop.  She lived in the prison for many years.  No, she wasn’t an inmate.  She was the warden’s wife.  We had a very nice (and interesting) conversation with her.

One last stop on this most interesting West Virginia day was the Palace of Gold.  If you’re old enough to remember the Hare Krishna crowd (the folks who used to hawk their books in airports), this West Virginia enclave is Command Central for them.  The 30-minute tour was inexpensive and there were lots of photo ops.   It’s not for everyone, but I enjoyed it.

The path from the gate to the palace.
The entrance. It’s hard to imagine this being founded in the 1960s in West Virginia, but there it is.
One of the hallways in the Palace of Gold.
Another photo op in the Palace of Gold.

What I enjoyed even more were the roads to and from the Palace of Gold.  Think magnificent twisties and stunning views, and you’ll have a feel for this part of West Virginia.  It truly is a stunning area.

US Highway 250 in West Virginia is incredible.
Twisties, twisties, and more twisties. If you designed a road specifically for motorcycles, it would look like this.

The best kept secret in Moundsville has to be Bob’s on 3rd Street.  It’s in downtown Moundsville and it’s not fancy, but wow, the food is both spectacular and reasonably priced.  We tried several different dishes, but the signature dish (named, of course, “the Mound”) is my favorite.  It’s a gigantic thick pancake topped with scrambled eggs, hash browns, bacon, cheese and then another thick pancake.  Put a little butter on top, pour on a little maple syrup, don’t tell the American Heart Association about it, and you can thank me later.  And you will thank me.  The open faced turkey sandwich and the open faced roast beef sandwich are great, too.  And the pies…all I can say is wow.  We tried a slice of the coconut creme and the blackberry pies, and they were awesome.

“The Mound” at Bob’s on Third Street in Moundsville. It was awesome.
Coconut creme and blackberry pie. There are many more on the menu. Bob’s is Moundsville’s best-kept secret.

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19 thoughts on “Moundsville, West Virginia”

  1. Agree 100%. West Virginia is motorcycle heaven. Route 219 through the whole state is a destination ride all by itself. All that pork barrell spending by Senator Byrd paid off for motorcyclists. And every store has Yoo-Hoo.

    1. Yep, I was surprised at just how good it was. Thank you, Senator Byrd, and thank you for commenting, Congressman Yoo-Hoo!

    2. LOL, I never saw such a beautiful virtually unused road, Robert Byrd’s ‘Road to Nowhere’
      Originally the road, according to plans, would take 66 years to complete. As of 2015 it’s been 40 years and $1.5 billion, and it’s supposed to be another 26 years and another $125 billion.
      That’s one for your Great Great Grand kids to pay for 😉

  2. West Virginia is under appreciated for motorcycle riding. I’m particularly fond of the area around Marlinton and use that as a base for day trips. We stay at the Old Clark Inn (https://www.oldclarkinn.com/), a motorcycle friendly business. Pocahontas County is one of the largest in the state but has one of the lowest populations. Thus, the roads are never crowded. They also tend to be well maintained. Combine those attributes and you get a fun and safe ride. The county is also home to a few day trip destinations…National Radio Telescope Array in Green Bank, Cass Scenic Railway in Cass, Snowshoe Resort, and Bear Den state park. You can also ride over to Seneca Rocks and watch the dare devil rock climbers. Great fun.

    1. Good to hear from you, Peter, and good to know. Sue and I were just saying we need to schedule another trip to West Virginia as there is a lot more to see and do. I had no idea West Virginia was such a great moto destination.

      Thanks for commenting.

      1. I forgot to mention Rt. 150, the Highland Scenic Highway. Picture 22 miles of perfectly maintained highway with all the brush cut back about 100 ft, running along the mountain tops and through a National Forest. That means it’s federal land and you probably won’t see the WV highway patrol. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Virginia_Route_150
        On a motorcycle…almost heaven!

    2. Next time you’re in Marlinton try the Jerico B&B….great cabins, nice rooms in the main house, & walking distance to downtown. And on Route 219, the best route ever.

  3. Wow, what an incredible journey. I wish we could still have prisons like these. I am sure there would be a lot less crime. Prisons are not supposed to be like Hyatts. They are there for punishment, whether people like it or not.

    1. Not working in the industry, I don’t know if punishment works or if rehabilitation is possible. I view prisons as places where the bad guys are taken out of circulation, and for good reason. I once heard a guy speak at college many years ago who had spent most of his life in prison. He said the only thing that really works is the passage of time. When you let old men out of prison, age makes them less likely to offend. That seems logical to me.

  4. Weird thing that was pointed out about Bob Denver’s tune. If you look at a map ALL the topological features are in Virginia NOT West Virginia…. However they are on the west side of the State of Virginia….

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